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vankerchief 

A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.

Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.
Denise, quit being such a vankerchief and come to happy hour!
vankerchief by Certitified November 30, 2011
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Biana vacker 

Biana vacker is a side character of kotlc . she loves fashion and sometimes refuses to wear clothes below her standards,(very high). she is an elf and friend of sophie foster.
Biana vacker refused the sweatshirt Sophie offered her.
Biana vacker by yourboi_diseases September 3, 2020

Fitz Vacker 

fictional black haired dude with no personality and teal eyes, one of the dudes fighting over the queen of oblivous
"Fitz Vacker is hot!"
"Explains why you aren't, Kelly."
Fitz Vacker by booknook101 December 7, 2020

Fitz Vacker 

A character in the popular book series 'Keeper of lost cities', with the same personality as a brick wall. He should have stayed on that chandelier, everyone would have been happier for it.
Emma: Fitz Vacker is a disgusting little shit and should of dies in ages ago

Everyone ever: Correct
Fitz Vacker by moooony February 13, 2023

vankerouac

A rich, entitled, generally (but not necessarily) white male who has "broken free of society" to live in a luxury Sprinter-type "van" in order to pursue various extreme sports at a relatively low level. They are generally seen drinking gourmet coffee while working on their personal branding, spraying questionable beta to anyone within earshot, and shouting "send it!" on beginner routes. See also douchebag, jerry.
Ugh, the Buttermilks are full of vankerouacs triple padding the Ironman Traverse today. Let's go to the Sads.

I wish that vankerouac would spend more time actually climbing the route and less time posing for shots for their Instagram. Other people would like to try it.
vankerouac by pooridgeboy April 2, 2019

Biana Vacker 

Biana Vacker (should be changed to Biana Song once she marries Tam, or his name will be Tam Vacker) is a NOT fictional character (TOTALLY NOT) who is not only a hottie, but also amazing, powerful, funny, strong, and much, much more
Biana Vacker and Tam Song's wedding will take place soon. Please be prepared to be happy-yelling.