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Annoying person who thinks she is good at everything and hits on older guys. Finger-rapes string instruments when doing pizzicato, bows overly dramatically, and plays louder than your mother. Knows only one dynamic all day everyday: Mezzo-forte. Constantly complains about getting As on tests and quizzes everyone else failed. Drama queen.
violin 1: OMG why wasn't that girl playing the pianissimo?

violin 2: She's such a vaibu.
by tiredofmezzoforte February 06, 2013

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