A pair of skin-tight woman's jeans that reduce sperm count, often worn by male gays, emos, hipsters, and metalcore bandmembers who think they're hard and brutal. Vagina pants are possibly to blame for the decline in intelligence with the younger generation due to the tightness and heat cooking the spermcount autistic.

1. Robert Plant should be theo nly man ever allowed to wear vagina pants.

2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.

vagina pants by Lord_Averock March 22, 2016

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Vagina Pants

(Noun) To behave in a weak-kneed, cowardly, panicky, or otherwiaw pussy-like fashion.

1.) When it became apparent that simple-minded belligerence would not help him in his war against America and other Free-minded peoples, Osama Bin Laden put on his Vagina Pants and turned to hiding in caves.

2.) Osama Bin Laden is a Vagina Pants.

Vagina Pants by XSlime June 30, 2009

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Vagina Pants

Hockey jargon. A game played in the doorway of the locker room. One player (typically a team manager) stands in the doorway while another player, typically an upperclassman, tries to shoot a tapeball past him.

“Hey Fugie, when we get to the rink, let’s play a quick round of vagina pants.”

“Mitchell, you’re the worst vagina pants player of all time. You put the vag in vagina pants you silly little ass-breather.”

Vagina Pants by Warm Willy August 8, 2022

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My partner's username on Instagram.com

"I have a crush on vaginafartslayer"
"Me too"

"We should go out"

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