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Vagina Magnet 

In reference to an article of female clothing that highlights the groin region in an unflattering way. Quite often, but not always, a vagina magnet may result in Camel Toe.

Alternate: A certain male (or female) that is so incredibly attractive that they find themselves constantly surrounded by women. These women seemingly appear without effort on behalf of the vagina magnet.
"I have to return that bathing leopard print bikini I bought the other day. It was a little too small. Kind of a vagina magnet if you know what I mean."

Alternate: "That one guy I work with is such a vagina magnet. He seriously must get laid all the time"
Vagina Magnet by NinaMagnet July 22, 2012
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vagina anti-magnet 

He couldnt get laid in a brothel , hes a major vagina anti-magnet
vagina anti-magnet by thegroup June 19, 2013

Magnetic Vagina 

When a woman is intoxicated, she is less likely to have control over who she is attracted to. As such, under the influence of alcohol, she is attracted to many more guys than normal. Thus, she has a magnetic vagina.
Friend #1: Dude check out that girl over there! She's been over every guy here!

Friend #2: Ah, indeed my friend I see her. Normally she's a very respectable girl, but when she's drunk she has a magnetic vagina.

Vaginal magnetism

The power of the memory of sensations of unmatched pleasure, as well as feelings of purpose and home, that a man experiences when his penis is inserted in a woman's vagina. The power is so strong that he will do almost anything for the next insertion.

A force of nature which causes the man to purchase meals and gifts, work hard at jobs, marry, father and provide for children, wait for her to become available for, or return to, a relationship, and otherwise be a fool in countless ways for the female who possesses the vagina which occupies his memory.

The force behind sex, births, marriage, the vast majority of love songs written and performed by men, male achievement in all areas including athletics, business, science, and the arts, as well as the general functioning and perpetuation of human civilization.
Her vaginal magnetism was always on his mind and kept him at work until all hours so he could buy her things and be her hero. Her vaginal magnetism fueled his ambition, ultimately motivated his proposal of marriage and his willingness to father her children, and caused him to spend and save his earnings, purchase gifts, cars, trips, houses, school supplies and tuition, and vacation homes over his lifetime. He was enslaved by her vaginal magnetism.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026