FoB: I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow...
Person #2: Oh, you mean the vagenious?
by Rawrenolocaust June 27, 2009
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1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital
1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"
by junja1234 July 12, 2009
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on some magical occasions, whilst rubbing a clitoris, a cloud of smoke may exit the vagina heralding the arrival of a genie. This genie may grant any one vagina related wish, from regular sex to dp to fisting and on and on. Just don't ask the vagenie for anal sex as this can only be granted by the assgenie. Such requests make the vagenie angry and can often backfire.
Sam rubbed and rubbed Barbara's clit until the blue smoke swirled from her vagina and the vagenie appeared. Sam ignorantly said, "Oh Great Vagenie, please grant me the pleasure of fucking Barbara in her dumper." This made the vagenie very angry as dumper sex is the providence of his cousin, the assgenie. Instead of what Sam wanted, the vagenie granted one queef from Barbara right in Sam's face, then disappeared. Better luck next time, Sam.
by crancix June 22, 2010
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Hey, Robert, how did it go with Trixie last night?" "Well," Robert replied, "you know how vagenial she is! "It was great!
by blundering_buttnut November 5, 2010
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When one has a penis and vagina together as one. (Like a transexual)
Pronounced vuh-gee-niss
So last night on out honey moon, I found out my wife had a vagenis.......
by monae.marie January 6, 2015
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Like mangina, vagenis is a term which suggests that one has hybrid genitals. Vagenis is the more flattering of the two suggestions or accusations because it assumes a higher degree of femininity.
If I women has a shoe size between 7-9, she could potentially have a vagenis. If she has a shoe size of 9+, she could potentially have a mangina.
by ( ====D ) August 12, 2009
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The term applied to the sexual organs of a shemale.
vagina + penis = vagenis
by superdew October 12, 2004
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