VTP 

The true origins of the abbreviation is unknown however a reliable source from the rocket league platform reports the non abbreviated term to be:

Very Tiny Penis

VTP was reported as so effective at stupifying opponents on in game chat, that often no chat will follow for the whole game. While you look up this definition you fucking cunt.

Stop mouthing off on the chat and just get better at rocket league, you cunt, why you VTP

VTP by YoHowULikeMeNow March 3, 2021

VTP 

Short for "Volim Te Puno" in Croatian language which means "I love you very much".

- VTP :*

VTP by TY33 May 12, 2010

VTP 

Very Talented Person (V.T.P.)- is an acronym for Very Important People. A VTP Is a person who is accorded special privileges due to his or her talent and gift to the world.

Rita Levi Montalcini is a VTP, and Leonardo Da Vinci was a VTP too.

VTP by Talent hunter September 30, 2009

VTP 

VTP means "very tiny penis", and is often reffered to when talking about asian men, or people you think may have a small penis. They are often described to as "microscopic" or "like whisps of dust". You don't want to be a vtp, but rather a "BTVTP" or "Bigger than a Very Tiny Penis".

Girl 1: He had a small penis. It was almost microscopic, like a wisp of dust!
Girl 2: He is such a vtp.

More Examples:
And asian. A man with a small penis. A woman. A lifeless person. Did I say an asian? Not a black person.

VTP by 15PeachyWolf March 15, 2009

VTP 

:1 visio transmitted paralysis . to view something so obese, horrific, ugly, disgusting ... etc that it causes a sudden lose of motor skills or split second idleness.

: 2. a cringed or retarded face or body gesturing that is produced uncontrollably by the viewing of something obese, horrific, ugly, disgusting ... etc.

:3 a person or thing that causes said reaction.

1) Dude saw the cottage chunkies in the chicks workout pants and got VTP.

2) When we saw what a syphilis looks like in health class Jackie made this face, i think she had a VTP.

3) The chick land lord in King Pin, is a VTP.

VTP by Danger Mouse 18 October 22, 2010

VTP 

An acronym for (a) Very Tasty Person

Jon: Are you a VTP?
Kenny: What the fuck does VTP mean?
Jon: It means Very Tasty Person

VTP by Garfunkle 2.0 September 28, 2019

VTP 

vtp means very tiny penis

chase has a vtp

VTP by dicky.slickly.69 March 2, 2022