Tom: Brad are you going to see the new Alien vs Predator movie?
Brad: Yeah my money is on the Mexican dude.
Brad: Yeah my money is on the Mexican dude.
by ECH ECH ECH ECH ECH ECH ECH EC August 30, 2016
i love mann vs machine
by German dude August 1, 2018
Jake: fuck of dad I'm jerking off to xvideos!
Dad: son you have failed me
Jake:I told you to fuck off. I want to cum
Dad:turn that pussy shit off and watch pornhub.
MUM WALKS IN
Mum:PornHub and xvideos are dog shit
Dad: PornHub is for god's
Jake: Xvideos is for gamers
Mum:I only cum to xhampster.
Dad:we are getting a divorce.
Jake:mum dad can you disown me.
Mum and Dad:yes son.
Pornhub.com Vs xvideos
Dad: son you have failed me
Jake:I told you to fuck off. I want to cum
Dad:turn that pussy shit off and watch pornhub.
MUM WALKS IN
Mum:PornHub and xvideos are dog shit
Dad: PornHub is for god's
Jake: Xvideos is for gamers
Mum:I only cum to xhampster.
Dad:we are getting a divorce.
Jake:mum dad can you disown me.
Mum and Dad:yes son.
Pornhub.com Vs xvideos
by Suckmy69eryouslut July 25, 2022
A Rivalry that goes back decades and just doesn't start on the football field. The schools and town have pure hatred for eachother. When these two teams meet each year for a football game the crowd usually gets up to 10-12,000 people. The games are hard hitting and filled with rage. They call it "The Game" for a reason and when one team wins they take a swim in a brook near their schools. It is really something every football fan should witness. It's the biggest rivalry in the state of NY and one of the best in USA.
by Italioano April 27, 2008
A Hilarious Show Starring Childhood Friends Kenny Hotz and Spenny Rice
Original run: August 26, 2003 – present
They face each other in various competitions. The loser of the episode must perform an act of humiliation, usually selected by the winner.
Kenny Pretty Much Always Cheats and Spenny is The "Good" Guy Who Never Cheats.
--------Win Lose Draw
Kenny: 40 -19 ---4
Spenny 19 -40 -4
Original run: August 26, 2003 – present
They face each other in various competitions. The loser of the episode must perform an act of humiliation, usually selected by the winner.
Kenny Pretty Much Always Cheats and Spenny is The "Good" Guy Who Never Cheats.
--------Win Lose Draw
Kenny: 40 -19 ---4
Spenny 19 -40 -4
by Seagulls of Santa! August 17, 2008
Scenes are much like emos, but they tend to be generally more upbeat. They often like somewhat similar music but usually something more mainstream or pop inspired, however while the music may be similar the fashion is not. Emo is fashion is often inspired by the music they listen to, sometimes dark and heavy, sometimes bright. They usually choose a style to suit them and their taste. Scene kids however, dress in more colorful apparel, and usually are not inspired by something else but enjoy style in which is presented. Both are known to wear peircings, tattoos, have unaturaully colored hair, and wear tight clothing, but not always, these are just commons. Before you go labeling scene as a bubbly emo or emo as a depressed scene, remember: they are not the same. Each are very different in many ways, they make their own choices and while they are related, they do have their own seperating points. As a side note I would like to clear some common ideas people have of both.
Emos- They are NOT all suicidal and wrist-cutters. It's the overly shared idea that if you like dark music or dark clothing you must be thinking utterly dark thoughts about self-harm, NOT TRUE. It's not unheard of to be an emo that lives a happy life.
Scenes- They are not false emos. They are not posuers. They just enjoy similar things with a difference. Things aren't always as they seem and negatives judgments should not be made based on simularity.
Emos- They are NOT all suicidal and wrist-cutters. It's the overly shared idea that if you like dark music or dark clothing you must be thinking utterly dark thoughts about self-harm, NOT TRUE. It's not unheard of to be an emo that lives a happy life.
Scenes- They are not false emos. They are not posuers. They just enjoy similar things with a difference. Things aren't always as they seem and negatives judgments should not be made based on simularity.
scene VS. emo
emo- "Man I can't wait to jam out to this new CD I just found when I went to buy some eyeliner and a shirt from my favorite band."
scene- "Ooh, have you seen my new top yet? It's really bold, I got it in zebra to wear with my yellow skinny jeans. You know, like the ones that singer has?"
emo- "Man I can't wait to jam out to this new CD I just found when I went to buy some eyeliner and a shirt from my favorite band."
scene- "Ooh, have you seen my new top yet? It's really bold, I got it in zebra to wear with my yellow skinny jeans. You know, like the ones that singer has?"
by silent_wings238 January 24, 2012
A corny, boring rivalry that no one cares about. It may seem like an exciting event, until you actually go to a game and Columbus is up 20 points. Belen students always say “this is our year!” every year, but they end up playing straight ass. Columbus’s crowd usually has hotter girls, bigger scarier guys, and no one pays any attention to the game since everyone is busy hooking up. Belen’s side usually has girls that are either already taken, or prude and ugly asf, so nah. That ain’t it.
You out to the Belen vs Columbus game tonight?
Fuck no, that shits wack, i’d rather jerk off my uncle
Fuck no, that shits wack, i’d rather jerk off my uncle
by Not Dakotaz February 21, 2019