Vir

The one and only man who is brave enough to put milk before the bowl. Vir is a conqueror of many lands, people, and talents. Few are very impressive and many are dull and uninteresting. He may still be alive, lurking in the shadows, flexing on rats, and running a circus of 1. Many backstories include being raised by a family, raised by lions, and Captain America-style stuff. Little is known about a current Vir. The scientific community has deduced that he could either be the next fascist leader or the next Jeff Bezos.

Vir tried to eat his cereal only to find out that he was using a plate. As he broke the plate, Vir realized that breaking a plate was very unimpressive.

by NotAFish July 10, 2021

Vir

An amazing person who will get married and will lose his virginity quickly

Hes a Vir

by ppappp April 3, 2018

Vir

Coming from Latin, meaning "Manly."

It's the crap-tone that Bella Swan always wears in Twilight through Breaking Dawn

Edward: YO BITCH YOU BETTA QUIT WEARING THAT VIR SHIT OR I'MMA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS AND RUN AWAY TO ITALY.

by BELLEN+BRIJWARD4EVER February 9, 2011

Vir

best boy in the world

My name is Vir

by Smart_Kid March 13, 2018

Vir

Vir is an extraordinary individual who has a very large penis

Being a Vir is so cool

by FidgetMelons August 20, 2023

vir

referring to a virgin that has went to 3rd base

the farthest she went was giving head, so she lost the gin, shes a VIR

by Pat December 14, 2004

vir

The highly unattractive gray/green/brown color that Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) always wears in the Twilight saga movies.

Does she own any shirts in a color other than vir?

by BongiHole September 21, 2010