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Similar to a HVL, a VHL is another term for a "Pool Rat". A VHL spends a lot of time at the pool, usually equal to or very close to the hours of the paid lifeguards even when it is closed due to thunder and/or rain. The VHL often knows many or even more pool rules then actual lifeguard staff members. In addition, the VHL often spends more time in the guard office talking to paid lifeguards, then in the water.
Julia: "What are you doing in the guard office?"
Nate: "Don't worry about it?"
Julia: "Why not?"
Nate: "Because I am the VHL?"
Julia: "Oh...your the Volunteer Head Lifeguard?"
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Also known as the Victory Hockey League,
It is a place for people with no hopes and dreams to come and make fiction hickey players to reach a level in which they could never possibly play at themselves because they are sad.

They also hate memes so be careful.

+ Your TPE won’t be given to you
Todd: I’m trash at hockey but I wish there was a way for me to feel like I can play in a good league
Jimmy (Queer): HeY theReS ThIs subpar virtual hockey league called he vhl
Todd: that’ll do I guess
VHL by anonymous November 7, 2018
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/vēāCHlsekSH(o͞o)əl/

adj/noun (of a person) sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by vhl activities and assessments, typically on the website vhlcentral.com, owned through vista higher learning
Human 1: This thicc Spanish homework got me thinking I might be vhlsexual
Human 2: Please seek help
vhlsexual by Big Shmeat March 27, 2022
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026