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VDSM: Volvo Driving Soccer Mom. Replacement acronym for MILF. Usable in polite company.
You and your buds are at the grocery store picking up your cases of Natty light and see a smoking hot VDSM with her two crib rats in tow. You can remark on her presence without the gnarly old checkout grandma knowing to what you're referring.
by totalg33k June 20, 2013