The word Vagenie was created by Niccoya T.
It is another word for vagina, because pussy just sounds stank, hairy, and disrespectful. Vagina sounds too clinical for everyday conversation.
It is another word for vagina, because pussy just sounds stank, hairy, and disrespectful. Vagina sounds too clinical for everyday conversation.
by Nicci T. June 12, 2017
by I FUCKED UP... YOUR MOMS PUSSY October 20, 2017
Noun: (pronounced: vuh-jee-nee) - The mystical spirit demon that resides deep inside a woman's vagina that will come out and grant you three magical wishes if you are lucky enough to awaken it from its slumber.
Difficulty: 10/10 (Nearly impossible!)
NOTE: Only four men throughout history have been able to awaken the Vagenie:
1 - Richard the Lionhart - Who had the forethought to lead the Crusades and set us up for the last good Indiana Jones movie.
2 - Saladin - The Sultan of Egypt and Syria who led the Muslims against the Crusaders and eventually recaptured Palestine from the Kingdom of Jerusalem after his victory in the Battle of Hattin...OR DID HE...?
3 - Genghis Khan - Emperor of the Mongol Empire, the largest contiguous empire in history, and cameo superstar of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
4 - Lou Diamond Phillips - Star of La Bamba and Young Guns. Consequently while lucky enough to wake the Vagenie, its overwhelming omnipresent force rendered Lou mentally challenged, ergo no Young Guns III and a remaining filmography of pretty much crap after the early 90's.
Honorable mention awarded to Billy Zane - keep tryin' big guy!
Difficulty: 10/10 (Nearly impossible!)
NOTE: Only four men throughout history have been able to awaken the Vagenie:
1 - Richard the Lionhart - Who had the forethought to lead the Crusades and set us up for the last good Indiana Jones movie.
2 - Saladin - The Sultan of Egypt and Syria who led the Muslims against the Crusaders and eventually recaptured Palestine from the Kingdom of Jerusalem after his victory in the Battle of Hattin...OR DID HE...?
3 - Genghis Khan - Emperor of the Mongol Empire, the largest contiguous empire in history, and cameo superstar of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
4 - Lou Diamond Phillips - Star of La Bamba and Young Guns. Consequently while lucky enough to wake the Vagenie, its overwhelming omnipresent force rendered Lou mentally challenged, ergo no Young Guns III and a remaining filmography of pretty much crap after the early 90's.
Honorable mention awarded to Billy Zane - keep tryin' big guy!
I was fucking this girl really hard the other night, like really railing balls deep, then all the sudden these strange popping noises and intense, vibrant, blinding lights and mist emanated from her pussy and the motherfucking Vagenie appeared out of nowhere and granted me three magical wishes!
I asked it for a bottle of chloroform, some roofies and a scream mask!
I asked it for a bottle of chloroform, some roofies and a scream mask!
by Dr. Manhattan (69) November 6, 2009
Boelle: Hey want to try and call forth my Vagenie?
Nrad: Hell yeah bitch!
Boelle: Give me a good rub and He'll give you three wishes.
Nrad: Hell yeah bitch!
Boelle: Give me a good rub and He'll give you three wishes.
by Clyde Bangor August 30, 2006
"That girl from the office is gross. I don't know how she gets so much action, she must have a vagenie or something".
by we_need_jesus September 18, 2017
by Grandmama tities February 5, 2015
by Daking928 June 27, 2019