Devised by the good-looking, one and only Zayn Malik from One Direction.

Don't you dare saying ''What's Happening?'' it's VAS HAPPENING . You're allowed to say 'vas happenin' or 's'appning'.

It's Zayn's unique saying but apparently you're allowed to say that too.

You can't help but loving Zayn and his super cute accent.
There once was a group with Liam and Niall

Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?
They lived with Zayn and their room was vile

Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?
Did you know, Harry's such a slob?
He needs to win the xFactor 'cause he can't get a job

And oh, Louis needs a boat
He dresses like he owns one
'cause he's got no other clothes
They really need your vote
Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys?
Mick Jagger could be Harry's dad,
Vas happening mum? Vas happening Mick?
When Liam sings he makes his face look sad
Vas Happening song, vas happening sad?
And Zayn, the master of echoes
And Niall was raised by leprachauns
so he won't ever grow

And oh, Louis needs that boat
He dresses like he owns one
and it's becoming a joke

They really need your vote
Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?
by Horay_Loray March 23, 2011
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Commonly used phrase in Sweden when something doesn't work out the way you want it to.

It's pronounced like: Va faan
You are waiting for the bus, but instead of stopping it drives just past you.
- Va fan?!

You find out that you just failed your math test.
- Va fan!

by Flis April 22, 2006
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vagina, mons veneris, mound of Venus, vulva, pussy, breakfast
I spent a fortnight downtown; she had the sweetest va-jj.
by Stephanie June 5, 2003
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the part of a female, that is used for pleasure, and reproduction. Men crave to be inn it. some women shove foreign objects in them. If not cleaned properly it may smell like rotten fish.
Brennas va-jj smells like fish.

did she just shove that in her va-jj?
by Jessie Annticipation June 18, 2008
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The sound a drunk, mentally challenged 45 year old makes when they are throwing punches in the air. Va-Douche can also be used as a noun, or an adjective
"Glen, stop punching the air, you are such a Va-Douche!"
by blablablabla_bla May 13, 2010
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mmm did you get a good look at that chicks va jj :)
by /< 3 ! ! '/ January 26, 2007
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AKA smithvegas, Ham town, the ham caital of the world

a nothing to do small town about 30 minutes from everywhere. one middle school and one high school. and everyone is related to everyone. our biggest employer is the meat packing plant. smithfield foods.
smithfield, va...the ham capitol of the world!!
by whataboutmeee March 14, 2009
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