Monstrosity of an engine, capable of leaving "fuel efficient" pieces of $hit on the starting line, with their fuel injectors shoved up their @$$. v8's have the potential of 1000+ hp, while rice burners have to be supercharged just to get 300 hp. Their is no *sound* better in the world than the sound of a big block v8 rumbling down the street. and there is nothing *funnier* than watching a burner lover $hit themselves as it rolls by. the v8 will ALLWAYS be the heart and soul of REAL AMERICAN cars. No matter what you do to a burner, no matter how much "bling" you put on it, a 1970 GTO will allways show you up. ALL HAIL AMERICAN MUSCLE CARS!!!!!
All old muscle v8's and some new
by nathan l January 11, 2006
A recipricating machine consiting of eight cylinders in the "V" configuration,introduced in the 30's more efficient V8's are introduced with every generation. Pre 1975 V8's were high compression engines that could run 115 octane gas and produce 3-400 ft lbs of torque and 3-400 horsepower.Post 1975 V8's were low compression engines that ran on lower octane unleaded fuel and were less powerfull but didnt disperse as much lead into the air. In the recent generation V8's that utilize fuel injection are more effiecent combusting devices and still produce sufficient power. As the 2000's lead on smaller displacement V8's are more powerful than previous big displacement engines. Computer modules help effientcy of V8's (and any other engine) with emissions,gas mileage, and constant performance. Ignorant people tend to say " look under the hood of your 2005 dodge hemi so many wires and computer bullshit that means more problems compare it to my 67' bronco 302 it has starer wires and a gas line it is so much more relible.screw all of that computer shit" they say this because not only do they not know anything about a car or how to fix one, they do not realize the fact that if older cars were so good then how come carboraters still arent around on cars? how come we still arent producing the model T? oh wait a minute its called TECHNOLOGY and efficientcy. Most other ignorant people tend to think V8's should stop production because the are "gas hogs" if thats the case lets put a 1.5 4 banger in 1 ton trucks. Take a look at the 5.7 litre dodge hemi with MDS (multiple displacement system)
it has the potential of 20 + mpg and still has awesome power. its because in low rpm situations such as highway driving, lower oil pressure shuts down eight hydralic lifters shutting down 4 cylinders which has a great benifit for gas mileage. its good on gas and is a powerful monster. most rice burner wiggers tend to think 1.5 litre 4 cyl motors with a lot of juice can win any race. but its all aftermarket add on bullshit.take a jeep WK with a hemi and it would beat the shit out of a honda civic. hell a jeep WJ with a 4.7 cant beat the shit out of a honda civic 4 banger. Excuse me a jeep XJ with a 4.0 litre I-6 can beat any rice burner on the street. a hemi is more powerful out of the box than any supra. period.
WIGGER: dawg if i put $5000 worth of nitrous in my car it will have power.
MECHANIC:your car isnt designed for speed or power. its ment to get 40 mpg. you'll burn holes in your pistons.
it ill void your warranty and your parents will be pissed that you fucked there car up
WIGGER:screw you dealership im goin to johnny independant
to get my work done and go back several times because my car is still broke V8's suck!
by killioughtta October 15, 2005
Some definitions on here, say that V8's are "old piss technology" when actually, if you know your HISTORY, inline four cylinder engines came out BEFORE V8's. So you see, V8's are an INNOVATION to weak ass four cylinders. Dumb-asses why do you think the V8 was invented? FOR MORE POWER. Power comes with the expense of low MPG, you have to pay for power. And you'll say "what about power too weight ratio?" well you know what? There will NEVER be replacement for displacement, or the amount of cylinders. You can stuff a Big block in a camaro or a mustang, and eat a rice-burner anyday of the week, WITHOUT nitorus. So add all of your aftermarket add ons you want, you'll never be able to beat a V8 with a rice 4 banger. The laws of physics cannot be defied by some NO2, picnic table go-fast wing, or a fart cannon. so just bow down too the masters, of the road and pump our gas. thats right. Muscle cars own your shit rice-cars. Always have always will.
V8=twice the motor and power of a four cylinder ricer.

rice= good on gas
by MOTOGRATER March 07, 2006
engine. known to whoop ricer ass box stock. typically found in anything worth having except ford rangers and some bronco IIS. has 8 cylinders arranged in a V. tends to make anywhere from 300FT LBs of TORQUE to beyond any dyno's ability to count and from about 305HP to 5000HP. sometimes comes with a device called a carberetor, this replaces the fuel injectors, fuel rail, ECU and the EFI unit. this device is simple, see carberetor for operation and description. often able to take shitloads of boost without blowing up and occasionally will do kickass burnouts when one dumps the clutch at idle. can usually be singled out by the distinct rumble produced at idle, THIS equals power, not the sound of someone attempting to shit thru a coffee can.
HEY SHITHEAD, MY HEADLIGHTS TAKE MORE TORQUE THAN THAT THING MAKES! o and BTW, lose the fart can, it makes u sound even stupider
by 379 February 25, 2005
the engine i have in my GMC pickup. always dominates over rice. has the ability to make incredible horsepower.
There is no replacement for Displacement
by draxxus July 28, 2003
{alternatively, V-8}(vee-eight): To bonk somebody in the forehead with the heel of your palm. Could possibly be used in the context where one made the obviously worse of 2 choices, or forgot to do something. It expresses similar elements to facepalm.
"I could've had a V8!" *bonk*

"I'm going to V-8 you if you open that spam e-mail."

"Oh...I should have turned the water off before the pool overflowed!" *V8*
by Xaxio August 18, 2008
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