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It was once a type of an engine, and only a type of an engine.Now it is the "Barsgahyes".They buy a 10,000 Honda they put this BIG ASS spolier on it its like 2 stories high thinking they're kool or i dont know wtv da hell goes throo there heads.They put a muffler dat makes the sound of a dying duck, they cruise on Glendale Showing it off.It can also be classified into a type of side burns, When they are long they they connect to your mustache, actually thats not called a V-tech.its called UGLY president Lincoln had one and dey SHOT HIM...We may never know the true meaning of this word. But i believe i am themost accurate of definers...
Ay bro check out my new Honda Civic V-tech Broooo
by Garen November 14, 2004
 
1.
A misspelling of VTEC - the Honda varirable valve timing technology. "V-Tech" is a brand of cordless phone, not an automotive technology.
Yo, I hear that whip is pretty fast - it has V-tech.
by Jeff McNeil August 10, 2005
 
2.
From the Virginia Tech Massacre;

To behave violently in such a manner to where you lose your composure and kill people.
Me Hey Shady, what are you going to do if you find the people that Narc'd on you?

Shady I'm going to go V-tech on their asses.
by Charlie384 May 01, 2007
 
3.
A frequent misspelling of "v-tec", which is an acronym for Variable valve Timing and Electronic lift Control, which can be found on Honda B-series, H-series, and D-series motors. Vtech is a company that makes phones.
"y0 dawg, duz yo civic got a V TECH on it?"
or
"I just bought dis mad tyte V TECH sticker at autozone."
by JEFFT July 04, 2007
 
4.
Virginia Tech. Commonly refers to the April 16 shootings.

:nevar4get:

See also Cho Seung-hui.
V-Tech just kicked in yo!
by bleeding nose April 27, 2007
 
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Persians in honda civics all day!
Look at that v-tech!
by pssshhhhhhhh March 09, 2008
 
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v tech comes from virginia tech where a student went on a violent rampage killing other students. to go v tech on your school is to do the same thing as what happened at v tech
dude, that loser edward kid's gonna go v tech on this school some day
by 4rB1t3r April 12, 2008
 
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To go berserk and shoot every motherfucker in the room. Named after the worst spree killing in US history(as of yet).
"If you all don't shut the fuck up, Imma go V-Tech on all your asses!"
by Ean Frick April 24, 2007