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Any person who deems him or herself better than everyone else (i.e. "The Shit"), but is in fact lower on the social food chain than some bastard child of Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider at the Oscars. He is trampled on (or rather pissed on) by five year-olds and the elderly alike.
Dave's such a urinal cake, he bitched me out about my mile time but then lost to Rosie O'Donnell.
by Jennie G April 09, 2008
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