Where rich 20-somethings go to buy overpriced clothing that will make them appear like they're wasting Mommy and Daddy's money on threads that will make them appear independent, intellectual, and poor. Basically the biggest hypocrisy ever. If you want to look different and on a budget, just shop around.
Melanie and her friends went to Urban Outfitters to buy a fifty dollar striped black and white t-shirt for the concert, while Chrissy got hers at a thrift store for $10.
by I like the Smiths April 9, 2006
an awesome store with really trendy clothes. However, it is a bit overpriced, but really, who wants to buy from a thrift store anyway? I'd rather put on a 30 dollar shirt, then some tank top from Value Village that some 8 year old probably puked on. I like my shirts to be puked on by hard working chinese kids. and no i'm not being sarcastic.
by cotton_monster May 30, 2006
Slaughterhouse of American sensibility.
Anyone who can logically rationalize spending that much money on a semi-ironic and completely-lame t-shirt earns my respect, but still deserves to die anyway.
People tend to believe that Urban is somehow coolxcore while they sport their NOT MY PRESIDENT t-shirts and Kerry 2004 buttons (P.S. he lost) when in actuality Urban Outfitters is basically run by the GOP. Way to rebel, Trendy Urban Hipsters! You're teaching somebody a lesson somewhere. Unfortunately that "someone" is probably your other super wannabe dumbass friends, and the somewhere is probably your mother's house! Hardcore! Just like robots, dinosaurs, and brokenxhearts, right!
Anyone who can logically rationalize spending that much money on a semi-ironic and completely-lame t-shirt earns my respect, but still deserves to die anyway.
People tend to believe that Urban is somehow coolxcore while they sport their NOT MY PRESIDENT t-shirts and Kerry 2004 buttons (P.S. he lost) when in actuality Urban Outfitters is basically run by the GOP. Way to rebel, Trendy Urban Hipsters! You're teaching somebody a lesson somewhere. Unfortunately that "someone" is probably your other super wannabe dumbass friends, and the somewhere is probably your mother's house! Hardcore! Just like robots, dinosaurs, and brokenxhearts, right!
Tiffany: LOL OMG THIS SHIRT WAS $92839 4 FROM URBAN!
Ashley: I LUV IT CUZ ITZ SO IRONIK.
Tiffany: YAH LYK HELLA.
Ashley: LETZ GO THRIFITING AND PICK UP SOME HELLA VINTAGE KICKS. LOL.
Tiffany: OMG GOOD IDEA.
Ashley: UH BUT LETZ GO 2 HOTTOPIC FIRST.
Ashley: I LUV IT CUZ ITZ SO IRONIK.
Tiffany: YAH LYK HELLA.
Ashley: LETZ GO THRIFITING AND PICK UP SOME HELLA VINTAGE KICKS. LOL.
Tiffany: OMG GOOD IDEA.
Ashley: UH BUT LETZ GO 2 HOTTOPIC FIRST.
by Nitsirhc July 9, 2005
I shop at Urban Outfitters because i have to much money, and i would NEVER be seen in a thrift store.
by XfourthmealX June 20, 2009
by floating_goat April 21, 2011
Bullshit store where you can buy overpriced personality, and quirky indeviduality, only for $9384752983457139045.98. All the money goes to support corrupt goverment and fascism. big marketer of the Pre-ripped Pre-Doodled pre-soul jeans
sue: LYK OMG LETS GO TO URBAN I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED ME SOME CLOTHES
cindy: sweet!!!! can we go to starbucks first?
sue: SURE! and then to ambercormbie?
cindy: OK!
both : *sigh* o urban outfitters were would our sense of self be without u
cindy: sweet!!!! can we go to starbucks first?
sue: SURE! and then to ambercormbie?
cindy: OK!
both : *sigh* o urban outfitters were would our sense of self be without u
by PirateSuki September 1, 2005
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