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upperdecker 007

The act of taking a shit on wax paper, wrapping it up and putting it in the freezer until solid frozen. Then using the frozen turd as a time delay shit bomb, drop it in the upper tank of a toilette. The Shit Agent will have time to escape and the results won’t happen until hours after he is long gone. Once the shit thaws and someone flushes the toilette, it will fill the bowl with brown water and mission is complete.
I was over Jill’s house and she had a couple people over . I wanted to upperdecker her toilette but didn’t want to get caught. Since I have mad spy skills I used some frozen shit I stashed in her deep freezer and upperdecker 007’d her toilette , giving me plenty of time between the time I left and when Allyson went in and flushed it.
upperdecker 007 by Stephen Roche October 23, 2017

upperdecker 

An upperdecker is when you poop in the toilet tank of someones bathroom, its the gift that keeps on giving
i was at this party and they tried to kick me out so i gave them an upperdecker
upperdecker by Nick June 18, 2006

Upperdeck 

When you remove the upper lid of the toilet and shit in the tank.
Tommy shammed Bobby last night. So tonight Bobbys giving Tommy an upperdeck!
Upperdeck by Squeegie Bandit May 22, 2008

Upperdecking 

Removing the lid of the back of someone's toilet and shitting in the clean water. Results in shit running into the boil with every flush
That bitch pissed me off, so I upperdecked her shitter
Upperdecking by Dan April 5, 2004

UPPERDECKER 

The upperdecker is a prank that you can pull on a friend or loved one, or more likely someone who deserves it. An upperdecker is defined as defecating in the upper tank of a toilet, allowing it to fester for as long as possible and sending a chilling brown residue into the bowl upon each flush.
At a party where they run out of beer one might like to leave an "upperdecker" to show their disapproval.
UPPERDECKER by Grant Herman August 31, 2004

Uberdick 

A person who's personality resembles a rather large penis.
Get your mind out of my vagina, you uberdick.
Uberdick by MasquerADHD August 13, 2008