Upper Moreland is a relativly boring suburban, middle class community outside of Philadelphia. That's right, nothing happens here. When people from Upper Moreland go to hang out, they rarely do it within the borders of the township. This is due to the lack of entertainment (i.e. our sub-par mall, known as the Willow Grove Park Mall, which is essentially short-lived trend central). The nearest movie theater is miles away, in horsham. Upper Moreland is overcome with many who do not realize what ethnic background they are from. Dawg.
Hey guys, lets all go to Abington or Hatboro, because there is nothing to do here in Upper Moreland.
by Jack Wahs May 21, 2006