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Real life.
John logged off his computer and entered the unternet.
by LadyGlennGlenn October 18, 2010
When you're not on the internet.
"Joey said that he was unternetted last night when he clicked on the wallpaper ad."
by Smileifyou'rehappy May 16, 2009
Sarcastic term for the Internet. Also the name for someone who doesn't know how to use the Internet.
I am a surfingk the Unternet. Lolzies.
by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004