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A girl/boy that looks good from far away. But, when you get up close....HELL NAW!
Dave: DAMN! look at that fine girl!
Coop: Oooo!..(walks closer to her)... NOO!
Dave: Was that girl an uno?
Coop: ...yup.
by Shay M Vizzle July 14, 2008
-An old card game
-The beginning of a song like 1,2,3...
I was playing Uno with some friends while one of the began a song by saying Uno, dos, tres...
by for you to decide July 06, 2003
uno means one in Spanish
Jose - lets count in Spanish
Ben - I dont know how to Jose
Jose - just start off by saying uno
by Dat_Fr3$h_Gurl December 19, 2005
A man born with one nut
Tc McNeill from salem high school in rockdale county Georgia
by Anonymous February 27, 2003
A game that mexicans cannot play because they will steal all the green cards.
Mexican: "lets play uno"
guy of unknown race: "no"
by j0 mama August 27, 2009
A game you play with a cock and deck of cards. You slam the deck with your dick and whichever cards lands faced up, that's how many points you get.
Erick: Hey Nicki! Let's play some Uno!

Nickie: I don't have a cock...

Erick: Use mine!
by BiscuitThief March 03, 2007
short/txt language for "you know"
dudess: im a dragon uno , a fire dragon2!!
dude: no shit ino, ur born in 76
dudess: wtf howd uno dat?
by lozory May 19, 2008
A person that looks good from a distance and makes you say, "Ooooh" but when you get closer and their ugliness comes into clear view you yell, "hell NO!!!"
So I was about to go holla at this fine dime I saw at the bar but she ended up being a straight up Uno, and was like damn girl you gonna have to find a dude with some strong beer goggles before anyone takes your fugly ass home tonight.
by Hans Delbrook December 28, 2009