by Ritzlikesdilfs March 26, 2020
by UR MUM GIG BEI May 6, 2019
The ultimate card that will always be effective upon usage to a living and non living being.
This card is currently the most devastating weapon out there.
The speciality of this card:
• It will 1000% reverse the acts of what the living/non living being are doing to you.
• It has no expire date as long as it's in good condition
• For this item to take it's action, it will react in an instant, in fact, even if an atom bomb is right above your head and you pull out the UNO Reverse Card, it will instantly ricochet to where it originally was.
This card is currently the most devastating weapon out there.
The speciality of this card:
• It will 1000% reverse the acts of what the living/non living being are doing to you.
• It has no expire date as long as it's in good condition
• For this item to take it's action, it will react in an instant, in fact, even if an atom bomb is right above your head and you pull out the UNO Reverse Card, it will instantly ricochet to where it originally was.
Cashier: "That'll be $420 and 69¢"
Me: pulls out UNO Reverse Card "Not today sir!"
Cashier: "Aw man, you got me there. Alright, next!"
Me: pulls out UNO Reverse Card "Not today sir!"
Cashier: "Aw man, you got me there. Alright, next!"
by Cheese Broccoli Pizza April 30, 2020
Human 1:you are cute
Human 2: *uno reverse card*
Human 1:...that's not true
Human 2: you can't say anything about it UwU
Human 2: *uno reverse card*
Human 1:...that's not true
Human 2: you can't say anything about it UwU
by damn_ichikoOwO December 23, 2019
A powerful weapon of mass destruction used by the Soviets during the battle of Pepe where the radical meme group JOE got asked who joe is witch led to the death of 69 civilians and 420 injuries. The Soviets used the weapon after their motherland was called gay. JOE quickly surrendered but the Soviets had to give up the use after the U.N's ban, due to the increased threat of sanctions and their economy starting to run dry.
Why did I waste my time, was this worth it?
Why did I waste my time, was this worth it?
by T3e May 22, 2020
The best comeback to figuratively and metaphoricaly any argument even if you are already winning. Its impact and feeling contributed in the argument can be summed up in many ways. It is The equivalent to no u, the literal godsend to a victorious argument, the diamond glaz main on plane, the awp in mid, the child predator to church, the yin to the fucking yang, the water bucket to a 50+ block drop, the gaming chair to youtube rewind, the 360 mlg no-scope to any call of duty, the ammo crate to an assault player, the woohoo to a slease sim, the opium to before now china, the smell of napalm in the morning, the thicc belt to your ass, the literal equivalent to fucking god
Your best friends mom
(Ps - if i spelled anything wrong, if i did not use enough parallel structure, or if im just redarted, then its because im a highschooler with 5 children)
Your best friends mom
(Ps - if i spelled anything wrong, if i did not use enough parallel structure, or if im just redarted, then its because im a highschooler with 5 children)
Guy 1) *pulls out uno reverse card"
Guy 2 *in universe -10 - 1*) *commits suicide*
Guy 2 *in universe 2-419*) *until dehydration comes full swing*
Guy 2 *in universe 420-1738*) *literally implodes and causes a supernova, the likes of which have never been seen, witnessed, or viewed, ever before*
Guy 3) *Yells "sick burn" until collapse of lungs to the point in which a fucking blackhole is created*
Teacher) *gets sued for doing jack shit* (as usual)
Dad 1 *father of guy 1*) *is getting head from your mom*
Dad 2 *also father of guy 1*) *is gay*
Guy 2 *in universe -10 - 1*) *commits suicide*
Guy 2 *in universe 2-419*) *until dehydration comes full swing*
Guy 2 *in universe 420-1738*) *literally implodes and causes a supernova, the likes of which have never been seen, witnessed, or viewed, ever before*
Guy 3) *Yells "sick burn" until collapse of lungs to the point in which a fucking blackhole is created*
Teacher) *gets sued for doing jack shit* (as usual)
Dad 1 *father of guy 1*) *is getting head from your mom*
Dad 2 *also father of guy 1*) *is gay*
by HighSchoolerJuuler December 2, 2019
When you are getting a blowjob and then your significant other chokes and dies. You then drag the body out and kill yourself so no one knows.
Chad-Ughhhh this feels so good
Veronica-GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
Chad- uno reverse card me
Veronica- okay baby (fucking dies)
Chad- oh that was so hot (kills himself)
Veronica-GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
Chad- uno reverse card me
Veronica- okay baby (fucking dies)
Chad- oh that was so hot (kills himself)
by Bigboy Charles June 2, 2022