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Unitaur

Half man, half horse. Fancies figure skating, ballet, and other such whimsical activities. Closely related to the unicorn, however exhibits further signs of homosexuality. Is always clad in a one piece outfit made entirely of nylon. Unitaurs are often seen in both sparkly and non-sparkly varieties.
"Is that a homosexual man-horse?"

"No, you ignorant dick. It's a Unitaur"
by grumblebee April 9, 2010
mugGet the Unitaurmug.

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