2 definitions by grumblebee

Unitaur

Half man, half horse. Fancies figure skating, ballet, and other such whimsical activities. Closely related to the unicorn, however exhibits further signs of homosexuality. Is always clad in a one piece outfit made entirely of nylon. Unitaurs are often seen in both sparkly and non-sparkly varieties.

"Is that a homosexual man-horse?"

"No, you ignorant dick. It's a Unitaur"

by grumblebee April 9, 2010

joelous

Joelous: To be jealous of somebody named Joe.

"Did you hear that Joe got to stick that champagne bottle in that stripper's butt?"

"Yeah.. I'm totally joelous!"

by grumblebee April 5, 2010