Unipenile

Meaning one penis. Two penises would be dualpenile and so on...

"Bill unipeniled Jan after the party. John offered a dualpeniled situation but Bill refused seeing as how he has wanted to be alone with Jan for so long."

Unipenile by NamelessLoner September 11, 2011

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uniphile

One who has a passion or love of high status Universities such as Harvard or Yale. Coined by Dax Shepard and Monica Padman, the 2 hosts of America’s best podcast, Armchair Expert.

I didn’t go to a uniphile school or anything...

uniphile by SwanSong77 December 15, 2019

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Unipenile • uniphile • unpenised

unpenised

When someone has been exposed to many many penises and no longer is aroused by any.

You're wasting your time man, she's unpenised.

unpenised by Molly the Unicorn January 17, 2022

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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