The most ghetto ass school in New Jersey. Along with a crappy education where you'll eventually get a teacher you despise, you also get boys materbating in bathroom stalls, girls having sex in bathroom stalls (because for some reason a bathroom is the best setting for a lesbian porno), bomb threats, constant fights over whatever dumbass reason people could use as an excuse (i swear we once had a fight over a fucking 75 cent cookie from the cafeteria..shit was stale too), security guards that have the same skills and logic as a police officer in a hispanic country, people doing cringy tiktoks in the middle of class, mfs shouting about whatever bs rumors are revelant, and more to come soon! Be sure to join this "school" with us and sit back and watch a real iteration of hell happen before your eyes
Oh wow, fellow girlfriend, that union high school bathroom looks so hawt, let's fuck in it!
by BIGHEAD6921 May 4, 2022
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A peice of shit ass school ain't nothing But drama and ugly bitches , goofy niggas ... it's located in the pit of hell
Damn union high school shitty asf

I hate coming to union high school every damn day
by Thediamondprincess April 27, 2017
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A wonderful place where everyone smokes weed and drinks. The student body consists of almost all preppy rich kids, stoners, and redneck trash. A small portion of the school, often referred to as the "brothers" (not a reference to black people, which there are none of in Vermont) actually know how to get jiggy with it on the weekends. Also, almost everyone sells pot.
Guy 1: Hey man, where can I get some weed?

Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.
by VanillaThunder February 24, 2015
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Located in Richwood, Ohio. Known for creating more Heroin Addicts than any other High School in the Central Ohio area. Was the home of the famous Feline Fancy reporter, Daniel Hensley, for his 5 years stint in High School. Kind of has a good football team lately, which is cool. A lot of old teachers at the school who are there due to tenure and don't do anything but talk about menopause and herpes. Mr. Adams kick's ass though.
Look at that North Union High School student, do you think they are high?
by heymanniceshot December 29, 2011
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A high school in Manteca California that’s filled with weird ass teachers and nothing but annoying ass VSCO girls and hood dudes. Most of the girls are big ass hoes
“I don’t wanna transfer to East Union High School that shits ass asf
by El cuhhh November 3, 2019
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A high school in El Centro, California, with an enormous band, high school spirit, and low CST scores. Has the longest high school rivalry in the United States with Brawley Union High School called the Bell Game.
Thousands have attended the Bell Game, resulting in fights, overcrowded bleachers, and people sitting on the stairs of the bleachers due to absolutely no seating.
Their mascot is a Spartan. At football games, a chariot with a Spartan would ride out onto the field during the pregame show, but the event stopped when someone got injured. Recently, however, "Sparticus" has come out in full armor riding a horse and waving a sword to get the crowd riled during the pregame show, to the terror of the tall flags and drill team.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you go to the Central Union High School game last night?"

Guy 2: "I only went to see the band. Their performance was bomb."
by akakatie January 5, 2010
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