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Unicorns are amazing, sparkling creatures. They're magical and very lovable! Unicorns are the most amazing creature EVER & if you don't believe in them you're crazy! They're kind of like majestic, sparkly horses with a horn on the top of their head. YAY UNICORNS!
The unicorn walked among the clouds and over the rainbow.
by TotesAGirlyGirl June 22, 2016
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Golden Shower Plush

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1. (positive)
Your dream person. Your perfect person. The person to whom you wish to be with intimately more than anyone else. This person is characterized by the following statements and application rational.
Statements:
The unicorn is a rare mythological creature:
They have healing powers and can neutralize poison:
Rational:
Despite its rarity, everyone has a unicorn. But everyone’s unicorn is rare to them. This one person can sooth your soul and give you a sense of worth or completeness. Just the thought of this person can heal your innermost pain on the darkest of days. It’s the perfect person.

2. (negative)
The unreachable love. Too good to be true because her unicorn status is superficial. Because most unicorns are rare and out of touch, the truth of the unicorn is likely askew. Beauty is exaggerated and faults and other unattractive attributes are forgotten or discounted. It’s your true love…Mr. Right… dream girl… and endless pursuit of this unicorn can only lead to disappointment.
1. “I’ve been in love with Erin since the first time we went to dinner together. When I lost her, I felt as if a piece of my soul died; however every time I think of her, that piece of my soul glows like the moon. Yep, Erin, she is my unicorn. I would climb a mountain just to be with here for a minute!”

2. “Wake up idiot, she’s a moron!”
“No she’s not; she’s the nicest smartest person I know.”
“You say that because she’s your unicorn. You have chosen to forget about her criminal record and trends of stupidity! Snap out of it and look at who she really is!”
by Gino De Bernardo March 06, 2006
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Golden Shower Plush

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A pretty girl or woman that loves comic books, sci-fi and gaming. They're out there, but it's impossible to catch one.
"Look at the unicorn buying the X-Men comics"
by Bubble Shoot October 24, 2011
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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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A mysterious creature born from the mating of a narwhal and a horse, they are given the horn of the narwhal, the body and head of a horse, and a beauty like no other. It is common for them to be in odd colors, such as blue or purple, the rarer ones are gold or silver. Due to the fact that a unicorn horn can be used to overthrow the government, they have been hunted to near extinction. Now there are only small clans of unicorns, but if you can find one, treasure it and soon it will grow wings and you will become king of the world.
Guy 1: I found a tribe of Unicorns!
Guy 2: Now we can overthrow the evil anarchy of the government!
by TheUnicornRider December 15, 2012
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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

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A woman who gives you sex so amazing you speak in tongues and forget what planet you live on. The average adult male will only come across 2 to 3 unicorns in his lifetime. It is highly suggested you grab the horn tight and don't let go!
Lauren fucked me so good last night I forgot how to speak English for 3 hours. She is most definitely a unicorn.
by DC42182 December 05, 2013
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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According to the universal hot/crazy matrix, a unicorn is a girl who is below a five crazy, above a four crazy, and above an 8 hot. These rare and nearly mythical creatures are very infrequently encountered in the wild, so if you find one, be sure to capture and take care of it, so that we can replicate it. Not to be confused with a tranny, who are always below a four crazy.
Person: dude, that girl is fuckin' hot, and she's way chill. I think she might be a unicorn.

Other person: Bruh, she's a little TOO chill. Thats a dude
by Hectare December 13, 2016
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The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

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The upper class of the equestrian world. Because of their magical powers and sociopathic tendencies, they are typically land owners, government officials, and general rich, pompous douche bags. They often look down on and exploit the other species- most especially the ponies. Because of their arrogant, self centered nature, and frequent impotence on the part of the male, they have a high divorce rate and combined with the likelihood of being hunted down by goblins for their magical horn, consequently low population- much to the relief of the other species.
That unicorn paid the police to evict all the ponies from their land. I hope he's hunted down by goblins.
by BS234 March 20, 2015
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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