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Unfriendable Offense 

An offensive act perpetrated by a social networking site "friend" that results in permanently unfriending the individual.

Unfriendable Offenses can include, but are not limited to:

1. Excessive postings about children
2. Excessive postings about health and children's health
3. Postings about every, ever-loving thing that you do
4. Unwarranted sexy talk via chat from a former classmate who is currently married with three children
Rod committed the worst of all unfriendable offenses; I asked him about his wife and kids and he told me what he was doing to his penis.
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