Uncle Bad Touch 

Your creepy uncle that always seems to want a grope-hug and tells you to sit on his lap. The one everybody feels awkward around ever since he took little Susie under the stairs at last year's family reunion.

Man, Mike seems like a real Uncle Bad Touch. He's pretty creepy.

Uncle Bad Touch by Misha Pilsudski December 27, 2010

Uncle Bad Touch 

A person who has acted upon an individual, who is unaware of the means of the situation, with a dirty sexual intension.

"Uncle Bad Touch, Why is your lap So Lumpy?"

Uncle Bad Touch by UncleBadTouch April 30, 2006

uncle bad touch 

A creepy tree farmer who thinks he is a doctor and advertises free rectal exams out of his van

I just got back from my rectal exam with your uncle bad touch

uncle bad touch by camping buddy June 1, 2017

Creepy Uncle Bad Touch 

Creepy person that appears to be a child moletster.

While I was watching the debates I realized that John McCain lurked around the stage like your creepy uncle bad touch.

Creepy Uncle Bad Touch by Wannawatcho February 20, 2009

UncleBadTouch 

someone gives a generally creepy feeling to most people around him when they communicate or are even in there presence.

Or have actual proof and or a witness of them committing some kind of behavior that is generally perceived as creepy,perverted,vile in some sexual context.

Dude I swear to god I heard your roomate prowling round the panties draws in your girlfriends room as soon as you guys left today.He's acting Like a UncleBadTouch".

"Did you hear how that UncleBadTouch was hitting on me! I'm so grossed out I'm gonna go home and shower cause how creeped out I am".

UncleBadTouch by xtangle February 5, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008