Uncle

A any person who is too hot to handle.

"My math teacher" is just so Uncle.

by wanderlista February 26, 2013

Uncle

The guy that touched you and stuck his pee pee inside of you when you were 6 years old

My uncle touched me and I didn't like it.

by big daddy 69 420 September 11, 2018

Uncle

an older protective butch lesbian who enjoys the company of younger boi's.

Who's yer uncle?

by kung po June 4, 2003

Uncle

The code word for Police in certain cocaine empire circles.

Watch out man uncle round the corner

by Callum Leone May 19, 2003

Uncle

Translated into Punjabi it means breast.

Man look at the size of that girl's uncles !

by slssfw April 25, 2005

Uncle

The second man to ever fuck you after daddy

Uncle your covk smells of mums cunt !

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Uncle

someone who creeps on you and kisses whilst your parents are out. he is also known as the 'creepy and pedo uncle' these uncles usually have the names; Steve(Big Stevo),Jim and father.

"you see that man over there, he kissed my uncle"

by unknown_writer523 December 15, 2019