Umpify 

a. in slang terms, to "own"
b. paradoxically, it is its own definition e.g., to umpify is to umpify.
c. Inspired by the UMP in the game Counter-Strike, the act of firing the UMP is considered "to umpify"
d. Firing an UMP in general

Umpify that shit.

Umpify by RPGenius7 July 22, 2010

umpity

an up tight person with no reason to be. someone who is stuck up or believes they are better than the rest when they truly are not.

This umpity women got some nerve lookin' at me like that! I'd like to smack that umpity look off her face.

umpity by rex camar August 2, 2007

Umpified 

Dumbfounded to the point of not knowing how to respond or proceed, by someones stupidity, lack of reasoning, thought process, common sense, etc

When i get to the traffic light, do i make a right or a left, i was umpified when he said "yes"

Umpified by JoeSkool247 April 5, 2025