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Um·jak

Noun.

1) Somebody who is stupid enough to post a nine minute rant on youtube about a website that they openly admitted to spending an hour on.

2) Somebody who states the obvious.
I was looking the press pages of UD and saw that stewieforgov's youtube watch?v=Zwe458YbohA video.

Haha, me too, he's suck an Umjak.
by OliverUnderTheMoon September 01, 2008

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