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1.
A university town up north in Sweden. One of the most awesome places in the country.
I am from Umeå. The cold doesn't affect me.
by Agera April 11, 2011
 
2.
A little shitty city in the north part of Sweden. A population around 120 000. Nothing happens there, and they are NOT sapmi.
- I am from Umeå!

- You suck!
by Mackamedsylt May 24, 2014
 
3.
There are 2 things here,
Meaning 1: A small town in northern Sweden.
Meaning 2: The small piss flaps on the end of a dick that makes the man look like he is showing no scene of being an astronaut in the never future.
Meaning 1;
Guy 1:Hello I'm from umea.
Guy 2:You sick bastard, who's though? Your dads?

Meaning 2;
Guy 3: I'M A GHETTO BOY WITH PISS FLAPS!
Chinese Guy 1: You flappa dicky Wrong Time!!!!
by Sweden4u August 21, 2007