by Daniel Tosh Perv November 26, 2013
A legendary cumshot from a distance of at least 20ft high or 10ft long. Anyone who achieves this feat shall be crowned Joey Cumshot.
Tyler: “Bro I actually just came in your mouth from the top of my house”
Kyler(Mouth full of cum): “Damn bro that’s The Ultimate Cumshot”
Tyler: “Now you have to call me Joey Cumshot!”
*They slap each other’s ass*
Kyler(Mouth full of cum): “Damn bro that’s The Ultimate Cumshot”
Tyler: “Now you have to call me Joey Cumshot!”
*They slap each other’s ass*
by CalYourPal October 22, 2019
by sixtysphysedelic January 27, 2009
the ultimate troll refers to a level 10 troll that was brought to life by 'tripod'. the ultimate troll involves the male participant in talking to a girl for a set amount of time in which the female participant falls for the male and alllows them to smash. the male does not use any form of contraception and nuts inside of the female. the female becomes impregnated and once this occurs the male blocks and dips. this is in essence the ultimate troll that can ever occur.
yo i was playing rocket league and this bitch wants my platinum chamion cock. imma do the ultimate troll on her
by Lord OACH March 24, 2022
Something that a person in pain pulls together within themselves by acknowledging their truest place in the cycle of life.
She pulled off the ultimate phoenix; I watched her move through chaos, fear and addiction until she burst into the flames of her own transformation.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019
George is married to a beautiful woman and recently he slept with a very ugly hooker. He is definitely an ultimate pendejo!
by WizeCheez September 12, 2009
God Himself. Sent in a capsule from a place long from here, and He came for only one reason: to take and keep coming. Not to ask, but just to give. Not to want, but just to send. Send the power of the Warrior. Down everybody's throat in the WWF 'til they become sick of it. Well, you're gonna get sick of it. Because that freak of nature right there is just beginning to swell. And when He gets big enough, brother, there ain't gonna be room for anybody else but Him and all the Warriors... floatin' through the veins... and the power of the Warriaaaaaaaah...
The family that He lives for only breathes the air that smells of combat. With or without the facepaint, He is the Ultimate Warrior.
by tagmook February 23, 2007