Ulga is av term used when you stick your penis ever so slightly just under the moist exterior of the vagina and you eat a giant plate of cheesecake while smoking a big fat blunt watching an episode of Winnie-the-Pooh with their grandma as she Strokes her cock because she decided to get a weiner and your grandpa is actually sucking her dick as he comes all over her fecal matter infested behind I know you're reading this because you are a f***** and I f***** your mom twice while your sister gave me three kids then I chopped off your brother's penis and cooked it like a bratwurst and gave it to your sister in a bun with ketchup and mustard you f**
I would like you to Olga ulga all over my face
by Gary leftnut August 13, 2017
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A Popular Name to use for sketchy Websites, and online surveys, that is somewhat humourus
I Put my name as Ulga Effingham on this online forum to hide my identity.
by Deuterium Cow November 7, 2013
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a very UGLY Russian woman (aka all Russian women)

when spotted fear your dicks safety they bite on sight
your motherlooks like ulga lichtenstine.
(Mrs Ulrich)
(Mrs Dewald)
My wife is ulga.
by Jimme lichtenstine May 19, 2010
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