Ulem 

A ulem is an adjective that describes a person that isn't very attractive but is extremely vein and views themselves as a person that everyone loves and is infatuated with.

Bloody hell, you seen Katie Price?! She's a right ulem!

Ulem by L. Magoo January 22, 2011

ulemj

a person who's really outgoing but very quiet and secretive. helps a lot of people and lets people vent on them. loves to joke around and have fun overall. also being 2 faced, really sad and depressed on one side and the other all happiness!

ulemj: hey you seem sad do you want to talk about it?
person: yea.. i'm quiet sad. is it okay to vent on you?
ulemj: of course! i'll understand!

ulemj by ilexpsgraxe November 6, 2020

ulemj

a person who loves to help people when down or sad. let's people vent on them when needed. a very happy, quiet, outgoing person overall. sometimes depressed sometimes having suicidal thoughts.

ulemj: hey you need someone to talk to?
y/n: yea.. do you mind if i vent on you?
ulemj: of course you can vent on me!

ulemj by ilexpsgraxe November 6, 2020

Ulemjin 

Ulemjin is the one with the fattest ass in all of asia no cap. She is immaculate, beautiful, show stopping, spectacular and never the same. Hella people do be simp -ing and thirsting over her. With the body of a literal hourglass she has Tyra Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Dita von Teese and Marilyn Monroe's crusty dusty corpse thirsting for her figure. She aint like them other hoes, she is a hardcore weeb, a dedicated lazy ass, she never does anything around the house. She may not talk alot outside but she be making her family begging her to shut up. When Ulemjin enters the room all eyes land on her, thats how magnetic she truly is. So consider getting an Ulemjin in your life.

The Don Giorno: "Woah, who's she?"
Mista: "Thats Ulemjin,

Ulemjin by Abbacchios belt June 20, 2020