by Dampiel April 25, 2011
An inflammatory bowel disease where ulcers form in your colon, causing bleeding, spasms, pain and misery. A bad flare-up with ulcerative colitis can reach about an 8/10 on the painfulness scale. This is a chronic lifelong condition, usually hereditary, with no known cure. Thankfully it is relatively manageable.
The only good thing about having ulcerative colitis is the potential spiritual reward we will maybe receive for contributing lots of hemoglobin to the population of the oceans and seas.
by mistahroga November 3, 2018
(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)
Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.
Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.
by sir twiggles April 9, 2007
When the RUC stresses you out for so long you develop an abnormal amount of ulcers which line the esophagus.
Damn man these ruc fags been following me around for 30 years now I got ulster ulcers. Doctor just shoved some camera down my throat and said I got too many ulcers to count!
by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 11, 2021
1. (Noun) A behavior that may cause a viewer to contract an ulcer simply by viewing it
2. (Noun) A behavior so absurd and deficient in quality it leaves a viewer wondering if it is induced by an ulcer on the part of the one carrying it out
3. (Noun) A state of being within a large group which is so deplorable it must be caused by an ulcer somehow
2. (Noun) A behavior so absurd and deficient in quality it leaves a viewer wondering if it is induced by an ulcer on the part of the one carrying it out
3. (Noun) A state of being within a large group which is so deplorable it must be caused by an ulcer somehow
by Izencork May 16, 2022
someone who makes something ulcerous in order to antagonize; someone who draws attention to a subject or situation by incessant agitation; someone who provokes a reaction by aggravation.
by Darth Johnny December 7, 2010