A person who see things to be worse beyond all other views, over the top with sarcastic gloom and doom.
My glass is empty and half full of spit.
by bolex bros. July 09, 2003
uber cynic, some one who complains about EVERYTHING.
i am an uber cynic and this site is terrible, you people have crap senses of humour and you all need friends. my girlfriend doesn't love me but i dont care because she chews gum funny and her dad once almost put on a hat i didn't like. my shoes are crap, the have a mud mark, im going too sue them, god i hate shoes....
by apeshit November 30, 2004
One who is very negative and choc-full of bad karma.
The Uber Cynic complained about the sky and then shot and elderly man.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003