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13.
UFC
Ultimate Faggot Championship. Two sweaty faggots without clothes touching each other on the floor very passionately for 5 minutes. Combination of Gay anf Boring.
UFC is for homosexuals.
by Greatnessneses August 27, 2009
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1.
UFC
Ultimate Fighting Championship
"UFC is becoming the most entertaining semi-sports of today."
by Tito Ortiz October 26, 2003
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2.
UFC
Ultimate Fighting Championship

Bunch of hard-nuts get into an octagon shaped cage and knock the living shit out of each other. Elbows, knees to face, you name it.

No throat, eye or back of head strikes.

Different to eg K-1 as ground-work and submission techniques are also used.

The best knockouts ever, and the most testosterone flying around.

Most fighters come in classified as MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), although many are from Jiu-Jitsu.

Argueably the future of full-contact fighting.

Makes boxing look gay.
"Hi, Jeff? It's Bob. Me and my boyfriend are going to go watch the boxing - wanna cum?"

"No, Fuck off. I'm staying in with a few cans to watch the UFC, bitch"
by Prem Shah September 06, 2006
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3.
UFC
UFC is the ultimate form of fighting, but in order to really understand it you must take some necessary steps:

1. Trane UFC by wearing lots of Tap Out and Affliction tees, make sure to mean mug people while wearing such attire.

2. Order insanely price PPVs and yell at the TV as soon as a fight hits the ground (Preferred language involves the usage of the words cunt, faggot, pussy & retarded, this is how the cool kids speak so go crazy)

3. Brock Lesnar & Dana White are the baddest men on the planet, don't let anyone tell you otherwise and make sure to mean mug them if they do.

4. MMA is for sissies, UFC is where it's at (now go to the mirror and yell "AS REAL AS IT GETS BABY")

5. Learn to love catchphrases such as "OMG Mike he is ROCKED" "AND IT IS AALLL OOOVER".
Decent person: Excuse me sir, just what is this whole UFC fighting thing i keep hearing about?

Dumbass: OMG bro u dont know??? its like the most violent most awesome shit ther is like blood n shit and dana white is like DUDE YOU WANT SOME TICKETS i was like awesome yeah MAN!!!

Decent person: Right... stay off drugs young man.
by poontaliciousness June 22, 2011
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4.
UFC
UFC is the ultimate form of fighting, but in order to really understand it you must take some necessary steps:

1. Trane UFC by wearing lots of Tap Out and Affliction tees, make sure to mean mug people while wearing such attire.
2. Order insanely price PPVs and yell at the TV as soon as a fight hits the ground (Preferred language involves the usage of the words cunt, faggot, pussy & retarded, this is how the cool kids speak so go crazy)
3. Brock Lesnar & Dana White are the baddest men on the planet, don't let anyone tell you otherwise and make sure to mean mug them if they do.
4. MMA is for sissies, UFC is where it's at (now go to the mirror and yell "AS REAL AS IT GETS BABY")
5. Learn to love catchphrases such as "OMG Mike he is ROCKED" "AND IT IS AALLL OOOVER".
Decent person: Excuse me sir, just what is this whole UFC fighting thing i keep hearing about?

Dumbass: OMG bro u dont know??? its like the most violent most awesome shit ther is like blood n shit and dana white is like DUDE YOU WANT SOME TICKETS i was like awesome yeah MAN!!!

Decent person: Right... stay off drugs young man.
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5.
UFC
Ultimate Fighting Championship
A popular league for mixed martial arts combat, sounds exiting but always ends up looking like one guy is raping the other.
Guy - "Hey Buddy let's watch UFC!"
Buddy - "uhh no thanks Guy i don't swing that way."
by ultimate fighting Machamp February 10, 2011
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6.
UFC
ultimate family changeroom. A favourite sport of travis kam.
Me: lets go ufc now.
You: No! thats taboo travis always ufcs
by ufc lovers August 03, 2010
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7.
UFC
1. (n) Combat sport that poorly represents the discipline and class exemplified by martial arts. Participants and fans can be identified by their ridiculous tattoos, hyperbolic threats of impending violence and propensity to advertise how "dangerous" they are by means of their t-shirts. So trashy it makes your television stink.

2. (adj) A manner of behaviour adopted when looking to overcompensate for, and/or conceal, homosexual inclinations.
1. Q: Why are all these guys with tribal tattoos wearing t-shirts emblazoned with skulls and threatening to "kill each other to death" gathered at the Convention Center?

A: There's a UFC fanfest in town.

Q: Are they fighters or fans?

A: Both.

2.

Jimmy: Dude, that guy in the AFFLICTION t-shirt just threatened to put me in a rear-naked something or other, then get into a full mount and pound me? What the fuck?

Matt: Don't worry about it. I saw him leaving a bath house. He's just acting UFC because his dad's with him.
by Nefarious Holeman June 09, 2010
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