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People who try to submit ridiculous words/phrases to Urban Dictionary. Most often women with low self-esteem, or people who think they're fly or chill, when in fact they're probably 16 year old kids who scream when they hear a gunshot, who think the world owes them something, by posting a definition of themselves to the effect of "My name is X! I'm the best!" If you're ugly or lame, just face it.
Every second submission to Urban Dictionary's written by some UD loser.
by Cnipur March 27, 2005
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Your typical faggot on Urban Dictionary. Essentially posts pointless definitions to get attention or look cool.

Some definitions from UD Losers include:

1. Defs about peoples names. Todays top scientists haven't found a reason for these defs yet other than people tryin to increase their e-popularity because nobody in real life likes them.

2. Fantards. They post defs on UD about games/bands because it is a form of masturbation for them. They literally get off on talking about how great their favorite game/band is. Pathetic.

3. sOOp4h 1337 gan6st4 sh11tZ. IRL losers pretending to be gangstas online and post defs saying that every single word in the english language is drug/sex/violence related. This is all despite the fact that they have never tried drugs, have had sex with anyone besides themselves, or even picked up a real fire arm.

4. Nerds. Mostly populate the UD chat rooms because nobody in real life cares about what they have to say. Will criticize your spelling and grammar because that sort of thing is serious shit on the internet. You don't fuck around with it. Basically, remind them that they have no friends and they'll back off.

5. Little kids. Children who have found this site, usually on accident because most kids are too stupid to use a computer and pretend to be adults, but are clearly identifiable as someone young enough to be breast fed. Since they are young, they are highly susceptible to influence. Exploit at will.

6. Trolls. One who takes advantage of internet and UD losers for entertainment. Simply don't be a loser (A challenge for most UD users) and you'll stay out of their sites.
Typical UD losers

1. OMG, the name JAMES, it like SUPER COOL because I SAID SO. OMG!!!!! did u c that guy, hes SUCH A JAMES111

2. lik, halo 3 is SUCH THE FUCKING SHIT, i play it all day long and im a 50. i got lik 1000 other xbl accounts wit 50s on them tooo. this game is awesome beyond all believe. halo 3 is better than sex. im stiil a virgin, but i can garuntee u it is!!! holy shit, i just came.

3. A light bulb is when you get head from a hoe, smoke some sick ass weed, and bust a nigga wit a cap.
(In the background)

"What mom?"


"im on the computer."


"but im not hungry!"


Non-nerd: ya man, at least i got a car 4 now. its a peic of shit, but it runs

Nerd: Excuse me sir, but you have to seriously examine your spelling and grammatical errors.

Non-Nerd: y dont u go outside and mak som friends?

StarTrekRocks117 has signed off

5. Kid: im clearly an adult. ive had many sex!

Adult: bro, everybody cusses at ther parents, u should try it!

Kid: Ok.

6. Def: Jimi Hendrix
The shitties guitarist I have ever seen. I know retards with AIDS who play better than him.
(The Troll laughs his ass off as losers who believe he's actually being serious about thinking Jimi Hendrix is a bad guitarist attempt to make witty comebacks. They all fail.)
by fgsfdsMASTER July 19, 2009
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