Aka the Canadian Sniper. The best sniper in the fucking game/top sniper in the world, player, thug, money-getter, and absolute beast.
Tyson Hartley = the best.
Tyson Hartley = the best.
by lexxxa November 1, 2017
Super overrated at all sports he plays and his PERM is absolutely garbage. Not to mention he will get dropped when he plays LD. He also isn’t even the best #4 in the MIDD PENN
by Tyson’s trash October 20, 2019
by jhhfyhgb October 26, 2020
The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.
by Kill The Queen-Penticton May 18, 2018
Tyson is a fat piece of shit that likes to fuck his nintendo. He is a openly gay wanker that dated emma for 1 year and still is. He constantly makes love to his sister and emma at the same time. Tyson loves the thrill of emma spunking in his asshole.
Tyson Garnham is a gay
by Max Fitz November 20, 2019
On April 25th everyone and their momma sock the shit outta this MARK ass Tyson. Eventually when you knock him so hard and gone not wanna have international Tyson day again. (And while beating him up step on his shoes)
Yoooo!its international beat Tyson’s ass day!
Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.
Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.
by International beat Tyson’s ass April 25, 2019
by YABOINRACEFACE November 6, 2019