| 1. | No siree bub | ||
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With out any possible doubt, NO. Nope, Never, Never in a million years. Absolutely not. Used in conjunction with; Do I look I look that stupid to you? I am not sticking my hand into that thing, no siree bub!
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| 2. | Suburb Ebonics | ||
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Not quite the same as wigger-speak, Suburb Ebonics is a form of language used by middle class white kids who secretly wish that they were black but won't admit it to anyone.
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Commonly, the white males get together on the weekend and binge drink (often a college activity) and mystically start "talking like black people" after they've had 10 drinks. Of course, the style of speech in no way reflects the way that black people actually talk, but at least they're trying. The hilarious thing about these homos is that they would never in a million years talk that way around another black dude. It's like a strange style of speech that is preserved entirely for the whitey club. It makes them feel like they have a cause in life - like they were oppressed and have to be gangstas to rebel against the man. Unfortunately for them, their Dads bought them their cars and the worst thing that ever happened to them is getting busted smoking crappy weed in the basement. The tragic thing about these pathetic white kids is that they are secretly cowards who run away from fights, can't hold their liquor, are literally frightened by black people and the worst thing they've ever done is break a window. Suburb Ebonics is like a cover for "HUGE GIANT PUSSY." |
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| 3. | wigger | ||
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White suburban boy trying to act black. age: 13 - 19; some are really pathetic and are in their twentys! wears several size too big pants worn half down the ass; 2 pairs` of boxers so cutely displayed from behind. Bottom of pants many time (not a mis-print)yes tucked into the SHOE LACES!!! Shops Nike Fubu, Air Force. Most Wigga's attempt shootin some hoops.
100's of cd's in their cars - all hip hop without fail. Many times tey are semi-closeted wigga's; Their parents dont see the wigga in full bloom. They get those great gangsta accents AWAY from mom and Dad. " I got me sum binness wit a cupo phat home-girls , fittin ta get bizzy" Lets not forgot those Bedroom slipper like Basketball slides always worn with dress socks. Normal girls they can never get. No-way No How. Black girls usually not. But wait! Yes , there is a female version of a Wigga!!! Gangsta chicks. mostly trampy little white ho's from the wrong side of the tracks. Of course being closeted little wigga's they cant bring a tramp back to Mommy and Daddy in the Burbs so they never really have a real girlfriend. There kind of locked in a middle school phase as far as dating. Maybe meet them at the mall or burger king or skate rink. Say a little Prayer for the Wigga and light a candle that your kids dont wig out..... I would not go out with him in a million years -He's a wigger
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| 4. | Truesdale | ||
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To thoroughly and completely screw your best friends over. Often repeatedly. Mind, body, and soul. You think someone is your friend? Done everything in the world to help this person out? Given them another chance time and time again? Then you've got yourself a Truesdale! A very likable guy, hes easily the life of the party, and often seems like a good friend and good person. Until you put him in a position of trust and depend on him. Then he makes his move, screwing you over worse than you thought possible. "Your such a Truesdale."
"You just got Truesdaled!" "I never thought you'd end up being a Truesdale." "Ive been friends with him longer than anyone. Helped tutor him, found him a job, lent him money, been there for him through his toughest times, and he's always been thankful, and made good on things in the past. I never in a million years thought he'd pull a Truesdale on me." |
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| 5. | PETA | ||
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1. A group of hippocrites who will never hesitate to pour paint on a rich lady's fur coat, but will never in a million years pour paint on a biker's leather jacket.
2. A group of mush wimp clowns who, living in the traditions, safety, and blessings of a Christian nation, subscribes to Hindu reincarnation nonsense about cows being ex-humans. Listen up, PETA punk: Meat is NOT murder, and that cow is NOT my grandma. Pour paint on MY leathers and I'll ram a wiener dog up yer backside!
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| 6. | It is what it is | ||
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A cliche, popular within the circles of coaches, business execs, and those of us who just want to say "It's happened. 'I'm going to forget about it. I'm going to move on. There is nothing that can be done about it."
Voted by USA Today as the #1 cliche of 2004 "We showed up and gave 100%, and it is what it is."— NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson, after finishing second in the Nextel Cup championship. (AP, Nov. 22)
"Never in a million years did I think we would be 1-5 at this juncture, but it is what it is."— Mike Minter, safety for the NFL's Carolina Panthers, on his team's start this season. (AP, Oct. 24) Is this a better game than before? That's what a lot of people are asking. Perhaps the more precise question should be: Is this what hockey is going to evolve into? And if so, will the fans, the players, the coaches, and the general managers embrace it as NHL hockey? "It is what it is," said Flyers coach Ken Hitchcock. "It's a new game." (AP, Oct. 23) |
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| 7. | brb | ||
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'Net chat slang, or "netiquette" for "be right back." The term does not, however, actually mean, "be right back." It is a segue euphemism for "get lost," "f*ck off," "I'm not interested in you," "never in a million years, you troll," etc. Used mainly in dating or sexually oriented chat. Sure, I would love to meet up sometime. brb
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