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1. (noun) a Russian word, use somewhat disparagingly, to refer to a female; akin in meaning to the English slang term "chick" but with an added connotation of referring to a fat chick; literally means cow in Russian.

2. (noun)a Russian girl employed in public auditing, who gets hit on during all hours of the day, loves to dance, hates to sing, and has a predisposition to pouting and making sound effects. Tyolkas must be fed regularly and frequently in order to avoid the outbreak of global thermonuclear war.

3. (verb) to act in accordance of the description given in definition 2 above.
1. The reason your mom's a tyolka is that she thinks lard is a food group.

2. By delaying lunchtime by one hour, I have guaranteed that Tyolka will kill me in a slow and painful manner.

3. By the end of the audit, I was saying "Hmph!" so often, I thought I was bustin' a tyolka!
tyolka by J-Boogie May 5, 2005
Related Words
Tyol TYOLA tyolka tyolucci
Twelve Year-Old Look Alike. Referred to people that look twelve no matter what they do (even standing by a hummer won't help).
"You're such a TYOLA... go get some gerber"
TYOLA by I R GOD April 11, 2004
The best rapper and music producer in South Africa. Tyo stands for Tokyo and Lucci is in short for Lucius.
Damn bro did you listen to "hawt" by TyoLucci
tyolucci by carasmith January 10, 2023

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026