Twyaer

Busted. From the sound a guitar string makes when it snaps.

Dude 1: "Dude, your car is twyaer."
Dude 2: "Dude, I know. I hit a water buffalo."

-or-

Will: "Dad my bike is all twyaer."
Dad: "Go do your homework."

Twyaer by crashlanta June 2, 2011

twycer 

One who text messages while using the toilet. "Twyc" stands for Text While You Crap.

Tracy is such a twycer; I heard her dialing in a bathroom stall.

twycer by Emmus April 11, 2008

twybering 

Like cybering but via twitter. Twitter sex. It's the newest way to not get some for computer nerds.

Nelson: Hey Melvin, did you end up cybering with Penny last night?

Melvin: No way, man. After we played WoW for eight hours we ended up twybering. She d'ed me to say she wanted to jump my bones. It was totally hot.

twybering by sexless computer nerd April 20, 2009

twyper 

being so tired that you are actually realy hyper.

"Dude, what is Haley doing?"
"I don't know. But im surprised she is doing anything, she pulled an all nighter."
"She must be really twyper."

twyper by Haley Orange January 10, 2008

Twayer

to prayer using the social networking platform: twitter

I said my twayers last night!
I twayed for you
WIll you Tway for me?

Twayer by macgandr215 December 13, 2009