Twurder 

(v) To tweet that someone is dead or has been killed when in fact they are alive. or (n) Rogue Tweet that states someone has been killed or is dead when they are not.

If you read on Twitter that someone is dead, don't believe it until you see the body; it might just be Twurder and they're actually still alive. Just ask Gabby Giffords - she was twurdered.

Twurder by Bluepeapod February 9, 2012

turdery 

A person trying overly too hard to be cool that they say or do the utmost ridiculous and embarrassing thing thinking they are cool but in reality they are multiple levels higher than a dork.

"Whoa look at John blasting his music in his beater of a car and wearing the same brand new outfit Eric wore yesterday."
"I know, that's just straight up turdery at it's finest."

turdery by TheBestEva15 August 4, 2016

Turder 

Someone who took a shit.

Who's the turder who left this mess? Tajba truder!

Turder by MUTU July 29, 2006

Thurder 

a word that relates to the nasal opening (the nose hole(s)) in a sexual way.

The band on SNL: Thurdersex

Thurder by mrs potato dick aka scott April 9, 2010

Thurder 

The nostril, but in a sexual way.

John jizzed in Mary's nose after some wild Thurder Sex

Thurder by johnsuckmycock April 11, 2010

Turder 

When someone has had a major accident in the toilet.

"There's been a TURDER!" This must be said in a broad Scottish accent.

Turder by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003

Turdery 101 

When you do something that is below or a regression from your current standing which makes you look like an asshole or better yet a "butthole" and puts you in a negative light with anyone that knows you!

Hey, Did you hear about Tristan's fantasy league. That was turdery 101. What a fag!!!

Turdery 101 by Drwhodat September 20, 2016