Top Definition
1)2 things done simultaneously

2)anything that is difficult or hard to do
1)
Nicole: My hair doesent fall off anymore :D

Abe: Now i wont have to pick at it then :D

Bystander: Thats a Twoffer


2)My test is such a Twoffer.. it sucks!
by Abe and Nicole October 23, 2008

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