A load in the hand is worth two in the bush

Pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of bastard children.

Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Parson B "True dat"

by TheKevinTaylor June 19, 2009

One in the hand is worth two in the bush

A solo wank is better than two shags

Do you fancy a shag my lovely? Erm to be honest ' I'm going home to sort myself out ... You know what they say ... One in the hand is worth two in the bush'

by Wutanglou October 20, 2015

theres always two rats in a bush

Used similiar to how if there's one rotten apple more often than not the rest are rotten.

"A shit I died to two guys hiding in a bush".

Tough luck! Theres always two rats in a bush.

by tworatsinabush August 2, 2023