Twitcred

n. The reputation one gets on Twitter not from the number of your followers, but their reputation and/or celebrity.

Dave: "Dude, you've only got like 10 followers on Twitter"

Jack: "Yeah, but they're Los Lobos, Bill Clinton, Lady Gaga, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates."

Dave: "Whoa, that's some serious Twitcred. I'm going to follow you."

Twitcred by bobthetomato28 August 31, 2010

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twitcrew

the twitcrew is formed by a bunch of derp kids who are best friends, who plays games together and cry over dangan ronpa

i dont know what to write here but da twitcrew is the best

i am the best by 2ne1 starts playing

twitcrew by celestia ludenberg February 3, 2013

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Twitched

Another way of saying shooken up. meaning that your a little frightened by something you did or are going to do

Guy 1: Woah whats up with her?
Guy 2: Oh man, she's really twitched
Guy 1: What happened?
Guy 2: She's gotta break up with her boyfriend because he's been cheating and hitting her...

Twitched by XxSORAxX September 30, 2010

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my dick twitched

Your DICK just twitched really hard, or after and ejaulation, it twitch.

Baby, my 2 inches dick just twitched
Baby, my dick twitched too.

Ass u see, they are gay, but nothing wrong with being gay

my dick twitched by I fuck for memes February 18, 2018

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face-twitched

face-twitched -some fool poisoned your food or drink because they fucking hate you , when some fool has added a "the face-twitching solution" to your food or drink.

I had a sandwich at a food place and a few minutes later I realized I had been face-twitched.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.

Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?

Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.

face-twitched by homeless teacher from TEXAS June 9, 2013

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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