loic is an amazing lover and will crush everyones dreams. loic likes to steal ur girls. loic is da dude
there he is loic the person who f****d you so hard you turned black
by marfefe May 1, 2019
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Word used to describe a jobless red headed step child from the bowels of Perpignan, France. "Loics" are hated by many, and this word can be used to describe anything that is lame.
"Wow, Scott is so much more sicky gnar gnar than Loic"

"This pinto is soooo loic."

"Like, oh my god, look at that hobo, he is sooooo loic."
by Scott April 19, 2005
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Known for staring in utter disbelief at other peoples stupidity, this habit is often misinterpreted as acknowledgment from the unsuspecting retard. Quick to remind people of his true feelings for them this tends to give the Loïc name a slightly negative twist, but as anyone even half way up the food chain would know he is quite a pleasant person to be with.

Often found in remote parts of the world, Loïcs tend to celebrate being united with other Loïcs. The complete and utter disregard for anything that may have been happening before this most joyous of discoveries tends to disrupt any social event for a couple of minutes while they share this most exhilarating news with anyone who is within earshot.

Loïc professions can range from motorcycle jacking to corporate extortion although they tend to live unnoticed by the law. Often moderately wealthy, they enjoy the simple things in life like fast cars, THC, and alcohol. Often at the same time.

If you meet one sincerity is the way to go, and often you will walk away unscathed, although probably not any better off as only the closest of friends gain anything from encountering these individuals.

Web spelling: Loïc
-"What is your name?"
-"Loïc"

-"Who is that guy?"
-"Loic"
by Lu Yi October 18, 2012
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It means a intelligent, handsome and athletic. Can easily steal your girlfriend. The person also likes calling stupid people stupid to make sure they become smart
Why won't you leave your girl with him,
Because he's a Loic/ Loic
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This guy has an ambition, no one knows his full potential but he’s a really chill and smart man, he has lots of friends and has an amazing family, he really loves making people laugh all the time and it’s great to see.
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