Twiss 

-a way to say "that's what she said" without actually saying it

-helps you stay out of trouble if said in a class

-is very discreet...until too many people start using it!

TWISS!

Girl eating a banana: "mmmm...I'm enjoying this banana SO much...mmmm"

Guy1 talking to guy2: "Twiss!"

Guy2: (laughing) "She would, wouldn't she!?!!"

...This is actually what happened...

Twiss by StarflowertotheShmax April 27, 2010

twiss 

to throw up slightly in your mouth and then swallow it. Leaves a terrible taste.

Dude, after i ate those tacos i twissed and now my breath stinks.

twiss by james hendersonmyershyts February 25, 2009

TWISS Commando 

An expatriot contractor who works in Iraq doing an incredibly easy job that requires no hard work or physical ability yet posts pictures of himself on MySpace and Facebook wearing full kit and trying to look like a hard-ass. This individual may or may not have a target on his back and be reffered to as "One-time".

One-time on Facebook: "OPSEC is important people, I'm in Iraq, have a secret security clearance and have a target on my back because I'm a contractor!"

Bison's response: "Wow, you really are a TWISS Commando aren't you?"

TWISS Commando by Twiss Commando July 1, 2010

5 Tissue Load 

The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.

"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".

5 Tissue Load by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

Infernal Twins 

The infernal twins are Valkyrae and Sykkuno. They share one brain cell. The name came from when Rae meant to say that her and Sykkuno are “fraternal twins” but forgot the name of it and instead said “infernal”.

Rae and Sykkuno are the infernal twins! They share one brain cell and fight over it constantly.

Infernal Twins by CatsAreSwaggy January 27, 2021

Tissue-mellons 

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.

Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.

Tissue-mellons by The Malteser. October 2, 2016

Tissue Kids

When a male masturbates and cums into a tissue thereby impregnating the tissue resulting in children.

Damn, Bri so fine I dropped a couple tissue kids on her last night.

Tissue Kids by TheMostStudious June 21, 2016