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4.
A celebrity or just plain douche that uses twitter very little to join the fad and calls them self a nerd or a geek for using twitter and then laughs it off thus amusing them self and insulting nerds, geeks, and the whole serious twitter community all at the same time. Often are Twits anyway.
A Twirp commonly brings up the fact they use twitter at inappropriate times to make themselves feel hip and interesting. sometimes, Twirps are older cougars trying to feel young, only too look like an bitchy old chick
Joe: Dude, you know that old cougar whos at the bar all the time got a twitter?
Bob: Yeah man, she said she was a nerd cuz she like twatted once!
Joe: Damn what an old, dried up Twirp!
by curlykickass June 25, 2009
 
1.
A Man/Woman unable to adapt to normal sociaty, preforming random acts of annoyince, living in seclusion in trees or in bushes, under rocks etc.
Stop poking me with that stick u goddamn little twirp, go eat some bugs in your cave
 
2.
Person who does stupid shit and thinks that it is funny.
That Fulcrum is a fucking twerp.
by Anonymous May 03, 2003
 
3.
Acronym for high school Sadie Hawkins dance. "The Woman Is Required to Pay"
Girl: Will you go to TWIRP with me?
Boy: No I don't go to dance with ugly girls
by Y March 19, 2005
 
5.
One who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.
Man, that John is a twirp.
by kingdingaling April 14, 2006
 
6.
One who commences to excessive and overly audible flatulence in a public facility for his/her own gratification.
I was taking a shit in stall number two, but much to my dismay, there was a twirp in stall number three who farted loudly all throughout my stay.
by Rob-Rizzle December 21, 2005
 
7.
A person who farts in their own bathwater.
From Kurt Vonnegut - the writer.
by Steve Shepard November 13, 2004